|"Happy New Year! Wooo 32 B.C.! |
Hey, what the hell are we counting down to?"
|Pictured: Thomas Kinkade |
pushing the envelope.
|C'mon, give me one good reason we can't|
posthumously declare Ray Bradbury
Emperor of Mars. Just one good reason.
Cultists lost the King of the Moonies, Reverend Sun Myung Moon, Sesame Street lost Jerry Nelson, the voice of the Count, S.H.E.I.L.D. lost agent Phil Coulson and everyone lost Phyllis Diller. Fans of space and the future were especially hard hit loosing Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, Ray Bradbury and Neil Armstrong. That's right, until this year we were all sharing the planet with the first person to ever set foot on the goddamn moon.
|Hoping for a raise this year? Send a|
couple of these Moloch's way and he'll
see what he can do.
|Todd Aiken is still in congress somehow. |
You can contact him here. Enjoy!
|That was way, way too close people. |
I mean, holy shit, could you imagine?
Now when I complain about Episode II sucking, I'm the jerk. Well played Lucas, well played.
|Above: Obi-Wan Kenobi getting the low down from a cockroach in a space diner.|
Idiotic? You bet. But George Lucas is giving $4 billion to charity, so shut the hell up.
|"Ever hear of the Medieval Warm period? |
It proves that global warming is part of