|Wooden shoes? Wow, the|
Dutch can't have a bad idea!
You know, I'm all for science, it's great, but I'm having a real hard time seeing the practical value in coming up with even more terrifying diseases than the ones we already have.
|Next up: Super AIDS. Not only can it fly, but it's also resistant to missiles. |
The only known treatment is to turn yourself into a morph ball and use bombs.
|Absolutely H-A-T-E-S us.|
What's even more pants-shittingly scary is the fact that these guys plan to publish a 'how-to' guide to their work; sort of an FAQ for doomsday. That way any super-villain with an English/Dutch dictionary and access to a science lab (name one that doesn't) can hold the planet hostage. Thanks The Netherlands, thanks alot.
|Behold: Dr. Renée van der Pol, Supreme Empress of the Earth,|
seen here holding a vial of the Avian Ultra-Flu with which she seized power.