|After hours of excavating in the sweltering desert heat, the crew finally hit pay dirt:|
a cache of Atari games which experts agree will fetch ones of dollars on Ebay.
|Above: footage from the excavation |
reveals a serious alligator and goggle
monster problem at the landfill.
|If you remember Atari fondly, you are|
mistaken. It was objectively terrible.
|Incidentally, how much coke do you|
have to be on to fuck up Pac-Man?
Anyway, the mystery's been solved and in a weird way I'm kind of bummed. It might have been kind of cool if they'd let the site stay undisturbed for a few more decades so that future generations could see for themselves how our civilization dealt with shitty games.