|Above: Governor Chris Christie.|
Not pictured: neck.
Oh, and there was this bit of kick-ass justice in Texas about a gay judge who is refusing to perform weddings until such a time as everyone is treated equally under Texas law. I mean, she's basically on strike, how brilliant is that?
|Pictured: An artist's rendition of a time when everyone is treated equally under Texas law.|
|-right in the coiffure.|
It reminds me of this ancient Greek play called Lysistrata (yeah, I majored in Theatre). It's a comedy wherein the women of Greece withold sex until the menfolk end the Peloponnesian war. Since it's the ancient world and there's no such thing as porn or Xbox, the men give in and the play ends with peace and lots of boning.
|Although it occurs to me now that Lysistrata might actually suffer from a major|
plot hole. Ancient Greece, no women, oiled pecs, do I need to do the math?
|Above: 6 mustache-based industries|
that would grind to a halt.
*What? I'm not sorry. Chris Christie is an awful person and in all likelihood was eating ham when the bill came across his desk.