|"'Make America great again,' I didn't say |
anything about American protectorates."
-Trump, actual quote*
Oh, and Robert Mueller is going to start interviewing White House staffers about that whole Russia thing. That's all of it, right?
|I mentioned the whole declaring war via Twitter thing, right? No?|
Oh, well it looks like he may have declared war via Twitter too.
|"Wow, it sure is easier to win when|
you don't let people who don't
like you vote, right guys?"
-The Wisconsin GOP
|"Hey, we totally have the best interests |
of-of-sorry, I can't even get though that
with a straight face...best interests..."
|Hang on, I know this one...|
"The number of people who were deterred from voting is many thousands of times greater than the number of cases of voter impersonation that are prevented by this law."
-Kenneth Mayer-wait, what's
ten thousand times zero?
|"Hate to say I told you so, but..."|
-Winner of the 2016 popular
vote, now doing a book tour
So in many ways, a fraudulent vote in the mind of the people who crafted this law would be a vote for a non-Republican. Maybe we should vote them out next elec...oh, right...
|"You got it sport!"|
-Wisconsin governor Scott Walker
*sure, let's say that's real.