|What's the deal Martin?|
|Of course I could also sell rides on my time|
machine, you know, as a side thing.
Anyway, back to my phone. Observe this fatal design flaw:
Do you see the problem here? What the hell LG?
|The Druidians had better |
security on the air-shield.
Did it never occur to LG R&D that I might sit on my phone someday? Don't people in South Korea ever put their phones in their pockets? Could it be that in 3000 years of Korean history there's never been a single butt-dial? There. I said what I needed to say. I feel better, don't you?
|Maybe South Korea should stick to what it does best: replacing us with robots.|
"We are gathered here today to celebrate this human emotion you call 'love.'"