|Above: Jesus, seen here arm wrestling the Prince of Darkness for control of Middle Earth,|
is the founder of an obscure, and oft persecuted religious movement known as Christianity.
|Darly Banther: single-handedly|
informing people about Jesus.
|Well, I guess that about |
sums up Daryl Banther.
-Daryl Banther, has rights no more
And thus ends both prayer at football games and the belief system of 2.2 billion people. Thanks atheists, you've ruined everything.
|"Well now what the fuck am I going to do?"|
|"Come back to Elmo's van and Elmo will |
teach you about the Kingdom of Heaven!"*
Religious freedom is the freedom to practice (or not practice) whatever batshit crazy belief in the supernatural you want without the fear of being fed to the lions or set on fire. It doesn't really cover chasing people around the parking lot with religious tracts...that's just being obnoxious.
|"Rawr! We told you to knock it off with the Watchtower! Rawr!"|