|After the ceremony, Allan and Ed are|
going on a honeymoon...to Milford...
Look, I'm thrilled that Delaware has joined 10 other states in recognizing marriage equality. That's awesome. It's just that they have gay marriage and California doesn't. That's not ok.
|Delaware's not even America's smallest state, |
Rhode Island is. Also, Rhode Island legalized gay marriage
last week sad tromboning Delaware on that one too.
|Until last November, San Francisco|
was pants-optional. For real.
The thing is, the state is something of a microcosm for the country as a whole, and whereas the U.S. has red states, we have red counties. Check out this handy map:
|We call the red counties 'Calitucky.'|
|Whole Foods can charge $11.50 |
for organic almond butter, but two
dudes getting married is illegal?