|Here, just...just take it...|
|"I've never been a fan of Star Trek."|
-J. J. Abrams, 2008
-Me, just now
|"Which one's this? Star Trek 9?|
Where's Spock, is he in this one?"
One: The film was full of scientific inaccuracies that even a Texan school board would call out as bullshit. Yeah, ok, Star Trek was never a master's course in astrophysics but holy shit, black holes are collapsed stars, not alternate-universe time-holes.
|"What? The dealership was out of red?|
God, I hate you guys."
Three: I will never forgive J. J. Abrams for destroying planet Vulcan. Never.
|"I don't know what's more insulting: the destruction of my homeplanet,|
or the fact that it's being imploded by something called 'Red Matter...'"