|Tiny pencils and golf balls?|
|Look Japan, you do you, but|
that's not how acronyms work.
Confused? Of course you are. I am too. I mean, what's up with Japan and moon princesses?
|All I'm saying is that I don't live in Japan but I can now|
name two completely different Japanese moon princesses
just off the top of my head. I didn't even have to Google.
|Hey, what did we ever|
do to the moon? Oh, right...
|Three! Oh, wait, I think Rita Repulsa |
might have been a witch. But she did have
a castle on the moon so...half credit?
I mean humans, not like, a man. Maybe I'm just paranoid and cynical, but everyone with a space program is going to want a piece of this mighty moon hole. It used to be just us and the Soviets, but now it's us, Russia, China, India, Europe, Japan and rich people. It's prime real estate for things like science and Newt Gingrich's child labor moon mine. Are we really going to rely on the spirit international sense of goodwill and cooperation to avoid some kind of moon war?