Today in clown pants:

Yeah, but can a robot have stage 9 cancer? I ask because, as you may have read, The President tweeted:

Yeah, I know it's not a tweet, but he posted it on Truth Social
and tweets on that are called truths and I won't call them that.
Hey, they should call them "nutties." 

Above: President Joe Biden, evidently.

Well, ok, to be clear he reposted this from some other nutter. Here, it's hard to read so:

"There is no #JoeBiden - executed in 2020. #Biden clones doubles & robotic engineered soulless mindless entities are what you see. >#Democrats dont know the difference. #Steel #ussteel #MAGA #MAHA..." 

-some nutter the President is platforming

Anyway, I have some issues with this. For one thing, executed by whom? And when in 2020? Did a dead guy beat Trump? Or did a dead guy's clone double/robot beat him? Because that's even more embarrassing than crowing over a narrow election win, and calling it a landslide and a mandate when you didn't even get a plurality. 

Even more embarrassing than that time in Pennsylvania,
when he rambled about Elon rigging the voting machines.

Remember that time he sicced
a violent mob on the Capitol?
Oh, wait, sorry, that was Trump.

Secondly, if there's no Joe Biden, whose cancer diagnosis did one of the President's handlers tweet perfunctory sympathy for? Oh, wait, is that why Trump is now saying:

"If you feel sorry for him, don't feel sorry, because he's vicious. What he did with his political opponent and all of the people that he hurt, he hurt a lot of people, Biden, so I really don't feel sorry for him."

-Trump, explaining why compassion is dumb

Pictured: this conspiracy theory.

So we shouldn't feel sympathy for a fellow human being facing a serious medical crisis, he's already dead, and it's actually the robot clone who has cancer. Got it. Wait, but why would they, whoever they are, give a clone double or a robotic engineered soulless mindless entity, as the case may be, cancer? Speaking of, which is it? Clone or robot? These are two entirely different things, pick one. Even as conspiracy theories go, this one is pretty clown pants. And while we're on the subject, "theory" suggests that there's some interest in proving a supposition through empiricism, and these are the same people that harped on Obama's birth certificate, recommend bleach to cure COVID, and still say that the 2020 election was rigged, so that feels unlikely. 

So I guess that I'm saying is, shouldn't something like "Joe Biden's a robot clone" trigger some kind of 25th Amendment situation? I'm not saying I want J.D. Popeslayer Vance anywhere near the presidency, but I get the impression that he's just regular incompetent rather than rabid foam crazy incompetent. 

Pictured: the Vice President, seen here, spouting nonsense from his beard hole.