|'Happy New Year's everybody! What a year, am I right?'|
-The Grim Specter of Death
|So long Don Featherstone, the world|
is slightly less tacky with out you.
|Just...what the fuck...|
|Yeoman Rand was in charge of serving |
coffee to the crew because sexism.
|Pictured: the worst.|
Journalism also died this year when the landlord of the townhouse where the San Bernardino shooters lived, opened the doors and let the media in to, I shit you not, rifle through the dead suspect's worldly possessions and speculate wildly on how Muslim they were.
|All that was missing was the Benny Hill theme music.|
|The English Language:|
435 AD-2015 AD
'...sleepy face in peace sign...'
Oh, and no retrospective on what we, as a civilization, have lost would be complete without remembering that 2015 was the year that the Jesus-given right of homophobes to live in a gay marriage-less world was brutally murdered by 55.5% of the Supreme Court. Yup, we're really feeling for those people. Anyway Happy New Year's!
|I'm just kidding. Seriously though, fuck those guys.|