|How will we choose? I don't know, maybe|
a lottery or whoever can eat the most ribs?
|sigh...It's an alien space portal that leads|
to distant worlds populated by Canadians.
|I'm also not an egyptologist, but I do play |
a lot of Civ IV and if it's taught me anything it's
that it's usually just easier to build a granary
|Pictured: actual egyptologists.|
They've got the hats and everything.
"Well, I think it's a ridiculous situation. I mean, he's talking about the pyramids were made for grain. And if you look at the pyramids, they're solid I mean you know there's-they're solid other than...the pyramids were not..."
-Donald Trump noted
Wanna see for yourself? Here, it's around the 12:55 mark. Yup, that's a reality show host giving a neurosurgeon shit about the construction and purpose of the ancient Egyptian Pyramids. Our political system is now officially broken forever.
|Remember when Ben Carson didn't call Trump out on the vaccine thing?|
Even when Jake Tapper teed it up for him? Way to return the favor dick...
|"Pfft...that's easy. Doric, Ionian and |
Corinthian. Next question Roberts..."
Anyway, what is totally relevant is the willful ignorance. Why doesn't Dr. Carson do a Google search on pyramid interiors or look them up on Wikipedia or something? There's like five or six documentaries on Netflix right now about the pyramids and not one of them takes the grain thing seriously and now he's even got Donald 'vaccines cause autism' Trump making fun of him. You'd think he'd be better at picking his battles...
|When Brendan Fraser movies know more than you|
about a subject, it's probably good advice to shut up about it.