|"Wait, boobs? You sure about that?"|
-Some gay guys
|"I don't know, boobs sound right..."|
|"Damn you Specious Reasoning! This is |
not over, you hear me? This is not over!"
"The gay pride parade in Columbus is 500,000 strong - why? Because the women go topless. San Francisco and Chicago isn't that sick!"
-Dr. Patrick Jonhs-wait, Doctor?
Like, a medical doctor? Really?
|"Dude, gravity! What the fuck?"|
-Sir Isaac Newton
|Literally ones of Ohioans rushed to their|
phones to register their outrage at tits.
-Dr. Johnston in a statement on-yeah,
I still can't believe this guy is a real doctor
|Pictured: Babies, the objects of Dr. Johnston's scorn.|
|Uh, maybe I missed the part where God|
told Johnston to harass the local strip club...
|"I don't get it: I'm bludgeoning them to |
death with my mace and by extension,
God's love. So why won't they convert?"
|Above: An clenched fist, not unlike the one I assume Dr. Patrick Johnston shakes angrily |
skyward every morning before kicking a puppy and then grumbling about gay people.
|If that description didn't give you|
an erection, you're clearly a terrorist.