Pat Robertson is a total 'that part of the anatomy'

Pat Robertson has thrown down the gauntlet, defying homosexuals to 'bring forth a baby from that part of the anatomy which they concentrate on...' Daaaaamn! Oh no he di'n't!

Above: Pat Robertson, who unlike those homosexuals, is not at all fixated on
that part of the anatomy. Although he does spend a lot of time thinking about gay sex. 

The 3rd Amendment protects your
right to sacrifice babies to Molech.
Look it up, I swear it's in there.

But he did. Check out this clip of his rant wherein he tells his bored-looking co-host about how he was reading Leviticus (you know, like other people read the news):

'...I was reading today in Leviticus, which is the law of the Old Testament, but it lays out the reasons why land will vomit out its inhabitants and he goes through a category of stuff we're calling constitutional rights: killing babies, offering them to Molech, and uh, it says that it is an abomination for a man to lie with another man as with a woman.' 

Wow, take that Molech worshippers...

The turkey baster: Proof that God loves
single women and lesbian couples.

Anyway, what a dick. I know there's really no arguing with a dude who looks to a 3000 year old list of do's and don'ts for desert dwellers as a guide for 21st century life, but holy shit Pat. There are lots of couples who can't bring forth a baby, it doesn't mean God hates them. In fact, we live in the future where there are tons of options for people with reproductive issues, up to and including adoption. Speaking of which, you'd think that if anyone who listens to Robertson's show actually gave a shit about kids, they'd be all for gay people getting married and creating even more stable homes for children.

'Thanks a lot, gay people.'

I guess what I don't get about Robertson and his fans, is that they're always looking at current events for clues about how angry God is at gay people. If there's a hurricane, it's because of gay people. Earthquakes, climate change and 9/11? Gay people. But it never works the other way. If it's a nice day you don't hear Pat Robertson going on TV with: '70º and sunny, huh, I guess God loves everybody. I'll just be shutting up now...' 


You'd think they'd take things like the increasing acceptance of same-sex marriage and adoption as signs that maybe God's cool with it. But hey, what the hell do I know? Like a Home Shopping Network that sells anxiety instead of genuine diamondoid bracelets and collectible coins, Robertson has built a career out of getting old people to send him money.

Above: Neil Patrick Harris, his fiancé David and their two children enjoying a lovely afternoon in the park.
Not pictured: the land vomiting up its inhabitants. Advantage: The NPH.