|This holiday, deceive your children with Netflix®!|
|This would probably do it too...|
|In fact, I suspect your kids will never|
ask to stay up late ever again.
Or you could sit your kids down on the couch, turn on Netflix and let it parent for you. After all, that's what TV is for. Sure, smarter kids are going to notice that the sun just went down and suddenly the Care Bears are telling them it's midnight, but then I suppose you can turn this into a harsh, but valuable life lesson.
|That lesson being that they should trust no one, and that|
everyone, even Care Bears, are going to disappoint them.