|When it whistles, it's time to invade Poland! See? 'Cause it looks like Hitl-|
Hey, wait a minute who the hell advertises tea kettles on a billboard anyway?
|I don't know what's crazier: that|
she thinks the Mother of God came to her
in a cheese sandwich or that she sold it.
|"Yeah! My cat looks like the guy that |
orchestrated the Holocaust! I uh...win?"
Shouldn't we be gathering up kitchenware that looks like Hitler and burying it in the desert like a bunch of unsold Atari cartridges? Or in the case of the cats who look like Hitler...uh...shaving them or something?
|Um...is that juicer doing what I think it's doing?|