And the award goes to...

Fun Fact: Fischer actually invented
comparing people with whom you
disagree to the Nazis.

"You know, we're getting to the point, I don't know what the emblem would be, remember when the Jews in Nazi Germany, they had to wear a yellow Star of David on their sleeve? I mean, we're getting to the point now where that's what they're going to make us do...we're getting to the point where these homofascists™ are going to force us to wear on our sleeves some kind of identifying marker so people will know who the racists and the homophobes and the bigots are they can stay away from them."

-Bryan Fischer, noted supporter of bigot rights

Yes Bryan, there are striking similarities between the persecution and genocide committed against the Jewish people and you being called a homophobe. Striking in the sense that it makes people want to strike you for being such an ignorant asshat.

And then they came for the rabid-foam homophobic douchebags...

"I'm not saying that students who don't show
 up are gay, but they probably do love dick."

-Rick Santorum

Fischer made these comments on his radio show in response to the controversy revolving around a Rick Santorum speaking engagement at a high school in Michigan. Students who wish to attend the former presidential candidate/dried body fluid's speech must get their parent's permission. The reason? Homofascism. Santorum's kind of famously anti-gay and the school would rather he not spray his vitriol on the students. Seems pretty clear cut to me, but Fischer's comparing the decision to the Holocaust anyway.

Do yourself a favor and watch the whole clip, I mean, don't eat first, but check it out. It's hilarious, at one point Fischer comes up with the phrase sodomy-based marriage™ which should probably win some sort of award for Outstanding Achievement in the field of Right-Wing Paranoid Rhetoric.

"C'mon don't be such a wuss, our marriage doesn't have to
be sodomy-based, just every once in a while..."

*Homofascist™, Sodomy-based Marriage™ and related crazy are the intellectual property of the American Family Association. All rights reserved...just not the gay ones...