|Pull this shirt from stores in light of|
recent events? Gee, you goddamn think?
"In light of the recent tragedy in Boston, we took immediate action last week to remove this product from distribution."
-KeJuan Wilkins, PR genius
Well, yes, but sweet mother of all merciful crap, what is wrong with Nike in the first place? I mean, look at the thing. If Nike's t-shirt department were a 10 year old boy, their school would be calling in a behavioral psychologist. 'Boston Massacre?' What ever happened to 'Go Team'? Or 'Have a good game'?
|...and this is why I don't write slogans for Nike.|
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|Above: the sports|