|Above: one in three people make very poor decisions regarding |
facial hair, and there's never been support for a balbo amendment.
|Bill of Rights Fun Fact: The 3rd Amendment |
requires every American to punch a Canadian
at least one in their life. Go on, look it up.
|"All those in favor of House Resolution 994: On declaring Christianity |
the one true faith and telling everyone else to suck it, please say aye."
|Deluded. They're deluded. The Earth|
is billions of years old. Fact.
|Mmm..tastes like religious persecution.|
|What? People drive like assholes in|
two-dimensions, do we really
want to add another?
*Ok, this Florida woman did receive a message from God in her goldfish cracker. You typically don't see non-believers (or non-Floridians) making claims like that. Like, Richard Dawkins would never say he saw Charles Darwin's face staring out at him from a piece of bread or a Dorito or something.
|"All I see when I look at this sandwich is a cold, |
godless void bereft of meaning...and some lettuce."