|Before we passed the 19th Amendment, anti-suffragists warned us that men might start|
dressing up as women in order to vote. And now Drag Queens roam freely, sassing us all.
No tea, no shade indeed! Thanks women, thanks a lot.
|Sometimes I think people are just|
getting married so I'll buy them
something from Pottery Barn.
Look, I know they're out of arguments here, but is saving us from ones of cases of green card fraud a year really worth relegating an entire group of people to second-class status?
|"In a way, I'm defending gay marriage by refusing to support it."|
-Sue Everhart dropping some logic
|Nicole gets her own 'special' pizza |
just because regular pizza could
kill here. Pfft...thinks she's so great...
|Old people: They literally|
cannot stop being racist.
I've got to think that Everhart and people who share her opinions on this are just looking for something, anything that will justify their reservations, no matter how cockamamie. If that means earning the ridicule and frustrated eye rolls we normally reserve for old people who still use terms like oriental and colored fella, than so be it. It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to last her until she's either voted out or comes to her senses. Check out this fancy little bit of reasoning and then tell me she's not grasping at straws:
"Lord, I'm going to get into trouble over this, but it is not natural for two women or two men to be married. If it was natural, they would have the equipment to have a sexual relationship."
-Sue Everhart, apparently unaware that gay couples have been
managing just fine with the equipment available.
|"Hmmm...no vagina. Gee, I guess we'll just have to muddle through somehow..."|