Michele Bachmann Solves Gayness!

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Also, homophobia.

Hey, you know who else is kind of a goon? Minnesota Congresswoman and GOP Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann. Check out this video from the Waverly Iowa Town Hall meeting at Pizza Ranch (Rome had the Forum, Iowa has Pizza Ranch) wherein a high school student tries in vain to get the Congresswoman to explain why she hates the gays so much. I did find some common ground with Bachmann, as we both agree that the girl's hat is adorable but it's pretty much downhill after that.

"Marry dudes? Nah, we're good."

-Lesbians

The student asks what President Bachmann would do to support the LGBT community, but since she wouldn't do shit as President to support the LGBT community she launches into 'her no one has special rights' argument. The idea being that gay people actually can get married as long as they marry someone of the opposite sex just like everyone else. Wow. Why didn't gay people think of that? Genius. I guess Michele Bachmann just put an end to that debate forever. Next up: Cold Fusion.

After that, the discussion somehow becomes about school prayer and Bachmann laments how only Muslim kids are allowed to pray (yeah, I'm pretty sure she made that up) and how much better everything was before Jimmy Carter came along so I kind of tuned out. Anyway, I'm sure the LGBT community will respond very well to President Bachmann's 'Quit being so gay' policy. Good luck Michele!

"I'm also for freedom of religion.
Everyone should be allowed to worship Jesus
in whatever way they want."

-Michele Bachmann*

*Not a real quote, but it's kinda what she's saying.