"Enjoy the planet, suckers!" -Preceding generations |
Behold: Aquatopia, formerly Buffalo. |
Aubrey is evidently unaware of Terminators, but still. |
"Certainly, there's nothing that would stop people intrinsically from living thousands of years."
-Aubrey de Grey, Sciencetician
Say waaaaaaht? Thousands of years? Virtual immortality? Short of successfully challenging Death to a game of chess, how is living forever even possible?
"What is this, Deal or No Deal? Just tell me which grail you sick fuck." -Indiana Jones in a deleted scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade |
Our genes are literally full of science. The secret of immortality must be in there somewhere |
The answer, of course, is science! You see, for some stupid reason, our cells are programmed to die at some point (suck on it Kirk Cameron). But by re-kagiggering the DNA (or something) we can slow or even reverse the aging process. Or if that doesn't work, it might also be possible to clone new organs in a lab. Remember that time someone grew an ear on a mouse? Well, picture an entire pet shop full of spare parts. I mean, really picture that. Yup, the future's going to be a horror show.
What kind of life would that be? An awesome one, that's what kind. |
I'm sure the reality of people living on long past their expiration dates probably has some draw backs. Up 'till now people have had the common decency to die thus making room for newer generations with increasingly lower-riding pants. Immortality will mean more people, longer lines and fewer resources to go around. We'll eventually have to start eating each other, but on the upside we'll be forced to take better care of the environment, not for the children of course, (the hell with them) but for ourselves.
"Hey honey, remember when people could die? That was the best." "I swear to god Tim..." -The couple on the right |
Epic write up, I've been following Dr Aubrey de Grey's work for a couple of years now and I'm really excited by the possibilities. I personally believe him and others will make the breakthroughs necessary to allow me to be part of the first generation see my 150th birthday and beyond in a healthy youthful state.
ReplyDeleteYou hit the nail on the head when describing why people don't care about the environment. Our species is inherently selfish and short sighted. I think that will start to change over the next 15-20 years once this research becomes more widely known and people take it more seriously . But you're right, only when it's a problem for people who realise they'll have to deal with it and not our grandchildren will people change their ways.