|Look at those jerks. Working their fields...measuring time according|
to phases of the moon...trying not to die of plague...pfft...losers.
|Damn it internet, I trusted you!|
Which was probably my first mistake...
|+10 to your nerd roll if you get this.|
Also, it means you're old.
|Holy shit! North Korean ICBM's incoming! Run for your lives!|
Ha! April fools! But really, you should take cover...
Ha! Just kidding! Or am I?