|Here's to more than 40 years of|
keeping broad stereotypes alive.
How are you going to celebrate this year? Here're some ideas:
|"Stop making fun of my ears you|
racist son of a bitch!"
Speak Klingon! All day. Go on try it. Yeah, if you didn't already know, a linguist named Marc Okrand was hired by Paramount back in the 80's to invent the Klingon language. Now there are dictionaries, translations of famous pieces of literature, opera and even a goddamn Klingon version of Charles Dickins' A Christmas Carol. What's that? You don't speak Klingon? No problem, chances are no one you run into will either.
|Of course if you're hanging outside ballroom C at the Buffalo Hilton and run into people dressed like this, |
there's a decent chance one of them will be on to your shenanigans.
|"Bullshit bullshit, warp bullshit |
bullshit bullshit polarity bullshit."
-Geordi, explaining things
There's no reason this shouldn't work in real life. Did someone at work just catch you googling Seven of Nine/Harley Quinn erotic fan-fiction? No problem. An EPS power surge caused a cascade failure in the starboard computer core creating an emergent sentience which tried to frame you. Obviously.
|"God damnit Tim, I can see you! And don't give me that sentient |
computer virus crap again, I saw that episode."
-Tim's boss, shorty before asking security
to escort Tim out of the building