|Pictured: what the internet assures me people with|
active social lives look like. I'll have to take its word.
|By combining the words castle and|
Transylvania, Konami has saved us three
seconds over the last 30 years. Thanks guys!
Oh, and like most Konami games, Castlevania and its sequels, particularly the early ones, were hard. Like, deep end of the pool, controller smashing hard. Anytime an enemy hits Simon he gets knocked backwards, usually into a pit which is instant death and in a castle full of flying Medusa heads (because video games) it happened a lot.
|Seriously Konami, fuck you.|
|Precious, life-giving ham.|
"I'm producing a super-violent Castlevania series...It's going to be dark, satirical and after a decade of propaganda it will flip the vampire sub-genre on its head."
-Adi Shankar, on his plans for-
I'm not saying Shankar and Netflix won't succeed with their new show, I'm just pointing out that GOT has tons of violence, sex, nudity and often disturbing combinations of the three while Netflix has a cartoon based on a thirty-year old video game about whipping vampires and eating wall ham.
|Above: Totally the next game of thrones. Totally.|