|You're probably doing something wrong when people have|
invented a special kind of hat just to protest you.
|Above: Trump and Stern being rude|
and dismissive towards women together.
Which one? Lets say Commodus. He was woeful unqualified, he got the job under shady circumstances and he was an unrepentant narcissist. He even used to compete in gladiatorial matches which was considered like, super low class for someone who ran the entire goddamn known world.
|The modern equivalent would be getting|
into Twitter fights with Rosie O'Donnell.
|Pictured: The man who has the|
ear of the President. Holy shit...
"I know something about Donald Trump, he really does want to be loved. He does want people to really love him. And that drives him a lot. I think that he has a very sensitive ego. And when you're President of the United States people are going to be very, very critical."
|His ego is the psychological equivalent|
of an unguarded thermal exhaust port.
Wow...um, ok. So I definitely buy the part about the sensitive ego, and not being able to tell the difference between good attention and bad attention would fit right in to our read of him as a short-tempered man-child. It also aligns with White House Press Secretary and petulant rage fountain Sean Spicer's assertion that the President is obsessed with the polls. Like any celebrity, he's worried about his ratings which, wait, is our seemingly impotent rage finally going to pay off?
|Ok, almost any disgrace.|
Trump could go from our most hated President to hosting a new TV show overnight. Overnight! Of course, we'd then be stuck with Mike Pence, so I admit, it's not a perfect solution, but it's a step in the right direction.
|Think about it, no more pressure, no more people marching in |
the streets by the millions to chant about how awful you are. Everyone
will love you again. Well, maybe not love you...but hate you less.