|"Take 35% off all Kenmore appliances because Taft!"|
|More like 'Virginia is for losers...'|
What? I'm kidding. It's lovely State.
Really. But still, we you know, won.
|Caesar was good at a lot of things.|
Calendars and not getting murdered
however were not among them.
When the Empire finally got with the program in 1752, Washington went from being an Aquarius to a Pisces overnight and now the 3rd Monday in February means your bank is probably closed so um, thanks Washington.
|"Today is a good day to embark on new projects. Maybe there's a chore |
you've been putting off, or a king you'd like to overthrow."
|He is however this guy's President.|
Whatever we think of him and the election, he's going to be on that list forever. Yeah, technically Donald Trump now has one 45th of the Holiday set aside for our country leaders, so um, Happy President's Day...
|If it's any consolation, John Adams is no longer|
the U.S. President with the most ridiculous hair.