|Abandon all hope, ye who park here.|
|Also, it's got one of these.|
In the plus column it's a shining liberal utopia that's into environmentalism, equality, and sourdough bread. It's what the rest of America would be like if a certain judgmental pack of bible-thumpers would just get raptured already (come on 5/21/11!) and leave the rest of us alone. They have parties at the Natural History Museum. How awesome is that? I went to one once, it was a delightful combination of over-priced booze, DJ's and earth science.
On the other hand, if you're reading this, you, like me, are probably not cool enough for San Francisco. In fact reading this is probably significantly lowering your stock. You should probably stop now and pretend we've never met.
|If you know what these are, roll them and then subtract the total from your coolness score.|
|"Television? I only listen to NPR on a |
compostable radio an artist friend made
for me out PBR cans and irony."
|Some people would take this as a sign.|
|In San Francisco we believe in marriage equality, universal healthcare and|
sticking it to those fat asses down at city hall. We get results.