|Ow! My sensibilities!|
Anyway, as far as I can tell there're two guys named Arnold Schwarzenegger (what are the odds?). One is the hilariously wooden star of Conan the Barbarian, Running Man and Terminators 1 and 2. I want to like him because I like these movies (also Kindergarten Cop. What? It was funny. Don't judge me).
|At some point Skynet decided to wrap one of these in 300 pounds of muscle, |
give it an Austrian accent and beam it naked into L.A. in 1984 so it could blend in.
|I was hoping that we'd all wear |
kimonos in the future.
|Is Rotten Tomatoes legally empowered to track down and sterilize 38% of critics and 43% of the audience? |
If not, we might want to look into it.
*if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, watch Demolition Man. It's rad.