Monday, May 23, 2011

The Frogurt is also cursed.

Hey guess what fellow nerds? We can pay George Lucas for Star Wars...again! Or we could, you know, not. Out of what I can only assume is abject hatred for Star Wars fans everywhere, this fancy new Blu-ray re-re-re-release consists of the widely reviled Prequels and the Special Edition releases of the original movies-the New Coke of Star Wars.

You know what they say:
"If it ain't broke, tamper with it until everyone hates you and you've lost all credibility."

If only it had more
crazy CG crap on screen...

After spending the last twelve years burning off whatever goodwill the Star Wars fan base has left in what is a clearly a systematic and malicious campaign of idiocy, you'd think they'd be interested in making amends, or at least more money. Why not include the original theatrical releases? I mean we're basically begging them to let us pay for movies they already made. There's like 0% effort required on their part. Like for real, three discs of this set are 'documentaries' about how much money 20th Century Fox made off movies that aren't even included. Can we get like a court order or something? Just put them in the box. Is it really hard to not screw this up?

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