|Ow...Gay people make my marriage hurt! |
Why isn't someone enforcing DOMA?
Hey, remember DOMA? The Defense of Marriage Act? It's this law that got passed back in '96 when everyone thought you could catch gay from a toilet seat. It basically says that the federal government won't recognize same sex marriage because it confuses old people and somehow destroys non-gay marriage. Anyway, a lot has changed in 15 years and President Obama announced that his administration was no longer going to enforce it because it's an asinine law passed out of ignorance.
|Wherever there's injustice, John Boehner|
will be there...probably causing it.
Ok, he probably doesn't kick the dog (yes, he does)...but what is it with people like Boehner? Do they really think that the tide is going to turn? Like maybe people are just going to give up on equality because John Boehner and House Republicans want to pander to homophobes? Has that ever worked?
|"Oh the hell with it Gladys, they're right. If God wanted us to vote, he wouldn't have given us breasts."|
"Yeah, you're right Ethel, let's go back to our dreary lives of servitude and orgasm-less sex..."
*It really does mean 'boner,' I looked it up.†
†No, no I didn't really look it up...and no, it doesn't. At least I don't think it does. Wouldn't it be appropriate if it did though?