Tuesday, March 22, 2011

So like, why does she even watch Glee?

Here she is before the rabid foam
collected around her mouth.
Remember Victoria Jackson from Saturday Night Live? She did that skit where she had extra fingers, and some of the Toonces bits-she was ok. Anyway, it turns out that in real life she's a lunatic with a column in which she vents her crazy about Muslims, Obama and gays. Here, wade into this for a hot second. Now go shower, I'll wait...
Feel better? Good. Here's what she said, well, part of it anyway. Try reading it in a funny voice!

Next on the Glee producers' agenda:
Taking turns doin' your mom.

"Did you see "Glee" this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of "Glee" – what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?"
-Victoria Jackson
Television Critic

Why does this show keep shoving
Football down our throats?
Um, so why is she watching Glee if she hates gay people so hard? It's about a high school glee club that sings Lady Gaga songs and is run by Jane Lynch. What about this is not super-gay? Also, having tolerance usually means being respectful and accepting of the fact that people have differences. It's not really about lying down and taking it from a bunch of hostile psuedo-religious nut jobs who toss around slurs and hate speech and then cry when someone calls them out on it. So yeah, I guess what I'm trying to say is that you can be a tolerant person and still call Victoria Jackson a homophobic dickweed.

"How 'bout showin' some tolerance you hell-bound limp-wristed gaymo commies?"

Bonus crazy:

"Two men getting married?
What is this, opposite day?"

Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an "alternate lifestyle"! There I said it! Ridiculous!
-Victoria Jackson 
Comic Genius

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