|He's about to give it|
the Right Stuff
|Just 208 more shopping days until|
Leif Ericson day!
|Oh...uhhh...oh my, no.|
Speaking of hot man-on-solar system action, did you know that the term 'venereal disease' is an old-timey way of referring to STD's? Venereal means 'of Venus.' Here's a little known fact: VD was actually brought back to the Earth by Soviet Cosmonauts on a secret manned mission to Venus, and that's why it burns when you pee.*
|Hey kids, don't have sex. Ever.|
A Public Service Announcement from Weyland Yutani.
*some of this is not true.