|Nothing like an intimate, nude dinner for two|
under the glare of a photographer's light.
|You can even pay naked people|
come to your house and cook.
But this new restaurant, Innate Tenerife in the Canary Islands, raises the stakes by offering meals served on naked wait staff. And did I mention that this place specializes in sea food? Yes, so if you've ever been eating shellfish and wondered if it would taste better if, instead of a plate, you had an underpaid, out of work actor to eat off of, well now's your chance.
|Pictured: Santa Cruz de Tenerife's newest restaurant, Innato Tenerife.|
Not pictured: anything analogous to the office of the health inspector or OSHA.
|A parallel Innato Tenerife is|
apparently comfortable with.
And I think that's where this goes too far for me. If you want to enjoy a romantic dinner, buck naked, served to you by an equally naked server, their exposed genitals unnervingly close to you and your partner's face while you ask them how to say spaghetti in Spanish, that's cool. But exploitation and hygiene issues aside, eating off said server is just a little too ancient Rome for me. Specifically around the time it collapsed in on itself under the weight of its own decadence and corruption.
Again, as someone who's been to Burning Man like seven times, I have absolutely no room to judge, but it still kind of bums me out that they ask their servers to do this. Oh, and get this: for desert they smear chocolate all over one of their staff (as in employees) and you lick it off them. You know, I hope there's a shower in the break room at least. No one should have to go home sticky with chocolate and tourist saliva.
|Holy shit, this guy is clearly just doing this until the acting thing works out, so will someone|
please, please cast him in something before the next Aerobus full of German swingers rolls into town?