|"Hello everybody, guess what? I'll be back...again!"|
"Goddamnit Arnold, I thought we agreed..."
|Skynet sends a cyborg to 1984 to murder|
Sarah Connor? No problem. Skynet sends a
septuagenarian Austrian ex-governor? Um...
|Anyone else think Titanic should |
have been about the band instead
of horny, kind of unlikeable teens?
But I'm getting away from my point and it's a point that I really hate that I'm making: sequels suck. And I say I hate saying it because it's the kind of thing people say right before they explain how they only see independent films like Francis Ha, and that they listen to vinyl and reverse-engineer ancient beer recipes.
|"It's exactly like the beer the ancient Sumerians|
used to drink, except I had to substitute carmine for the
blood of Assyrian prisoners. Check out my GoFundMe."
|I think it was pretty obvious that I was|
kidding. It goes two real examples, then
the joke example. I mean, army ants...
|"Not quite, it'll be the Old West and there'll|
be a train chase at the end. Close though.
Oh! And I get to say 'hasta la vista, partner.'"
Also mentioned in the article was Schwarzenegger's new Conan movie which has been in development for years, so who knows if we'll ever see it? But I'm totally on board for this one because the set up is that he would play an elderly, world-weary version of the character and who wouldn't want to watch Conan battle monsters and barbarians before having to sit down for a minute and then shout at the kids to get off his damn lawn?