|Above: a campaign made entirely of |
vitriol, punching and mean Tweets.
|At 350 years, Thomas More narrowly|
edged out Fury Road for 'longest time
spent in development hell.'
The speech is in written in 'hand D,' which most scholars agree is Shakespeare's. This is based on the few surviving documents that actually have the writer's signature on them and are mostly things like business deals and lawsuits, because holy shit did people liked to sue each other back then. Usually while cross-dressing.
|"Your honor I object...I mean, does no one else here|
see that that's just Portia in disguise? Seriously?"
|Because opinions that can't be expressed|
with horn toots are too complex for some.
Sound familiar? Yup, even back in the primitive sixteenth century when people thought that leeches were medical equipment and that there was a decent chance that any ocean voyage might end in sea monster attack, everyone knew that anti-immigration protestors were ignorant, xenophobic dicks.
|"It's ok everybody, let him go. He's not a sea monster, just an immigrant.|
Sorry friend, our mistake. You just can't be too careful these days..."
-16th century Londoners being more
reasonable than like half of electorate