|In other news, Mondays. Am I right?|
No, there's no connection there, I just wanted to remind everyone that everyone's favorite american aphorism machine was a tremendous whore.
|Benjamin Franklin: 18th century America's elderly, gout-sticken ƒexmachine.|
|"...and then my tax guy was like 'sorry,|
close enough isn't going to cut it.'"
Hub's survey experts know that tattoos don't pay for roads or schools, this was really more about click bate than gathering useful statistics.
|Really? Murder. You know if it's that big a |
deal just take it to H&R Block or something...
Something tells me that of the 6% who would rather kill someone than pay taxes, at least half are probably not entirely kidding. What is wrong with us? As a people I mean? Well, lots obviously, but I think the people at Wallet Hub have it worse than most of us because mixed in with their otherwise innocuous survey about paying taxes are weird questions about assaulting public figures.
|If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss offers helpful investing tips.|
So in many ways Wallet Hub isn't just a leading online source for financial news and advice, but also a weird, unsettling journey through the darkest regions of the human soul. Like I said, having to pay taxes isn't awesome, but since nobody in the history of everything has come up with a better way to pay for our highways and fire departments, my advice is that we just suck it up.
|"Don't worry. The free market will put this out any minute."|