|Above: Lawmakers in North Carolina making the|
rest of us regret letting them back into the Union.
|Pictured: the entire North Carolina|
State Legislature earlier today.
|I'm sorry, shouldn't his beef be with |
the creepers looking over the stalls?
-Governor McCrory, probably shaking his fist
menacingly while typing with the other hand
|"You see, I think about these things.|
That's why they made me the Governor."
Then how about this one: it's like banning left-handed scissors because a right handed person might use them to cut out a ransom note.
|...but then it's a shitty bill passed by homophobes who do more to |
reenforce negative southern stereotypes than anyone on People of Walmart.
|This distinction between restroom usage|
is apparently the only thing between
North Carolina and total societal collapse
Hey, speaking of guns (too soon?), what I don't get is how come there isn't wider support for tighter gun control in North Carolina. I mean, Governor McCrory should be all over new gun legislation. Like, don't guns create major public safety issues by putting citizens in possible danger from deviant actions by individuals taking improper advantage of bad policy? Sure, but I guess the North Carolina legislature has more important issues to deal with.
|A person with male anatomy and a gun presenting less of a threat than |
transgender people using the correct bathrooms. (source: North Carolina law)