|Pictured: Every goddamn time you|
go out to eat with friends.
|American fex-machine, Ben Franklin.|
|You know what? |
Fuck Andrew Jackson.
|"Please, screw with Harriet Tubman. |
I'm in an Old Testament mood."
|"Hey! I...uh...holy shit, when you put it |
that way, I do sound pretty terrible..."
Sorry to keep harping on the whole Trail of Tears thing, but seriously, we should be putting Andrew Jackson on urinal cakes or digging up his bones and taking turns using his skull as a prop in some kind of hilarious ventriloquist act. Yeah, ok, that one might going a little dark, but this should not be a difficult choice.
|The twenty? We should be putting this lady on all the money.|