|Did anybody stop to think about how this might effect Bristol Palin's realtor? #closingdatesmatter|
|It's a TV show where E-list famous|
people dance and D-list people judge
them. It's also an example of why our
civilization probably isn't worth saving.
TMZ, for reasons that only make sense to people who own four or more cats and read Star Magazine, has been following the story of this woman selling her house for weeks, and now that there's a tenuous connection to what's happening in Baltimore, this happens:
|The byline reads: PDT BY TMZ STAFF,|
because it took a team of dedicated journalists
to 'write' 9 sentences about nothing.
|Above: Bristol's parents eating breaded|
chicken to protest marriage equality.
Um, that's not a quote. Like, Bristol Palin never actually said that the riots are getting in the way of the sale, TMZ just wants you to think she did. They want you to imagine her scooting around the frozen wastes of Alaska on her snow machine, shooting at wolves and complaining about how the protests have completely screwed up her day. Of course, I'm not saying that any of this is outside of the realm of possibility, I'm just suggesting that TMZ has no way of knowing about it. They're just making shit up, which I suppose is kind of their job.
Maybe I'm asking a lot of a website where the top story as I write this is about how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are waiting for a table at a sushi restaurant, but Baltimore is still on fire, Nepal has been reduced to rubble and four people and a dog just caught the plague in Colorado. The plague! Ok, fine. None of that is celebrity news, but there is a whole new Avengers movie out, can't they talk about that?
|"It was ok. The first one was better."|
-Everybody who's seen it