|Pictured: George R. R. Martin doing |
publicity for GOT. Not pictured: him
working on goddamn Book Six.
|Above: twins Jamie and Cersei about to-|
you know what? Let's just move on...
|Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament:|
100% more historically accurate than
anything on Game of Thrones.
Hey, speaking of, what ever happened to the ice zombies and dragons? They've been teasing us with the prospect of Daenerys and her dragons battling not only the depraved medieval dickweeds of Westeros but also the unstoppable army of corpses from the north. Instead we've had nothing but five seasons of rape, torture and head-crushings. This show should be nothing but dragons and ice zombies.
|Of course, given HBO's track record, we'd probably be subjected |
to dragons having non-consensual sex with the zombies.
|Next time on HBO's|
Game of Legislative Procedure...