Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Yeah, I don't so much heart Huckabee.

In response to the Muppet-based backlash against Chick fil-A CEO (and Furry enthusiast) Dan Cathy's well-thought out plan to mix business with his personal thoughts on same-sex marriage, folksily-named former Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has finally decided to weigh in. Because why not?
B. Who knows what starts with the letter B? ...that's right:
Backwards, homophobic worldview starts with the letter B!
'Hey, it's a medical condition, ok?'
According to Rawstory, former Governor Bucklebee posted this on his Facebook page:

"I have been incensed at the vitriolic assaults on the Chick Fil-A (sic) company because the CEO, Dan Cathy, made comments recently in which he affirmed his view that the Biblical view of marriage should be upheld...It's a great American story that is being smeared by vicious hate speech and intolerant bigotry from the left."

-Mike Huckabee, apparently
unable to hear the shit that 
comes out of his mouth

Stop by Chick-fil-A on August 1st for a
good old-fashioned malt and some anti-
gay rhetoric...you know, while you still can.
Psscht...that's the left for ya, always being intolerant. It's getting to be that a man can't even publicly denounce gay people without being called anti-gay. Fortunetly, Hucklebuck's got your back. Leaping to the defense of Cathy and hate-filled chicken magnates everywhere, Trucklebee is calling for 'Chick Fil-A Appreciation Day.' To celebrate, homophobes and cholesterol fans alike will crowd into their local Chick fil-A's, order some Chick-N-Strips® and rag on the gays. It will be just like Christmas with intolerance and fried food instead of togetherness and family dinner.

It's about time more rich, white, Christian males stood up for the rights of companies that want to support discrimination against gays. And hey, as an added bonus Buck Muckleluck is relevant again. Hurray...
'Whoa, whoa. I didn't say I hate gay people, I'm just sick and tired
of the intolerance those hell-bound deviants show for my intolerance.' 

-Huckabee, sounding a lot like this guy.

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