|Because you're going to want to see this for yourself.|
|The cabinet rap battles in Hamilton|
are less rehearsed than today's meeting.
It's eleven minutes of sycophantic gushing and begs the question, 'how stupid does he think the American people are?'
|Oh, right. Incredibly...|
-Me, listening to DeVos
|Either Eric Mulvaney actually believes|
the bullshit he's spewing or he missed his
true calling on the stage, because goddamn.
-Eric Mulvaney, Office of
Management and Budget
|Above: Chief of Staff Reince Priebus|
staring lovingly upon the golden visage
of our most gracious President.
"We thank you for the opportunity and blessing to serve your agenda."
-Words that actually came out of
Reince Priebus's his word-face
|"Blah! I must feed upon the constant|
validation and approval of others..."
So I guess my question is do you suppose the cabinet members still possess the ability to feel shame and are just really good at forcing it down or do you think they take some kind of pill that suppresses the part of the brain responsible for self-evaluation?
|Pictured: The President basking in effusive praise of the people that work for him. |
Not pictured: the last lingering shred of self-respect of anyone in the room.