|Unless the point of the Bible is|
that the ancient Romans were jerks...
|Also, they kind of already knew where they|
left the body, so 'search' is a bit generous.
|"Shirts are my one weakness. They're like |
my kryptonite. If I put one on, I could die. "
|"Balderdash! It's always the right|
time to talk about money."
-Some rich guy
"It's too early to talk money. This is such a huge and sacred subject."
-Randal Wallace, screenwriter and
hang on, are we sure he's
involved in the film industry?
|"What? They're the ones who tempted|
fate with all that 'unsinkable' crap."
But whatever, they'll probably find investors. The first Passion did well because there's a built in audience of religious people who'll overlook the gratuitous violence, or weird Mel Gibson brand racism and make this one a success too. And who knows? We could be looking at the first of many sequels, prequels and maybe even a shared narrative universe of Bible movies. Everyone loves shared narrative universes, right?
|"Coming this summer: The Passion: Origins: Judas Rising"|