|"Nope, political correctness.|
Now don't you all feel like idiots?"
-NRA spin wizard
Chris W. Cox
|They're like any other piece of sporting|
equipment...any piece of semi-automatic
sporting equipment with 30-round magazines.
|Besides, if we ban assault rifles again,|
what are people like Ted Nugent
supposed to recklessly brandish?
"It's time for us to admit that radical Islam is a hate crime waiting to happen. The only way to defeat them is to destroy them--not destroy the right of law-abiding Americans to defend ourselves."
-Chris W. Cox on how we should totally defeat
the terrorists...you're not pro-terrorist are you?
|"I'm sorry, is the NRA complaining that|
we're not being Big-Brother-y enough?"
-The FBI, incredulously
|"Um, let me think about that|
...uh....no, no we shouldn't."
-Some gun enthusiast
Like, assault rifles seem to only have one possible use and that's mass-murder...or maybe defending yourself against Predator, but that's not super-likely, so maybe we could talk about some reasonable restrictions?
|Ok, if Predator is in the mix fine, I'll back off on the assault rifles but don't forget, he |
has lasers, blade discs and a cloaking device, so you're probably pretty screwed either way.