|Dear Boston Strangler:|
Knock it off, and this could be yours!
Today in: "For real?" Here's some further proof that the universe is a cold, justice free zone where no act of douchbaggery goes unrewarded: Terry 'Let's Burn the Quran' Jones is getting a free car for not holding his 'Burn-A-Quran' day. According to the article, Brad Benson, a New Jersey Car dealer, does these wacky car ads wherein he offers a free car to whatever jackass is in the news in exchange for knocking off whatever made them infamous in the first place. Sort of like Oprah if she only let history's biggest monsters sit in her studio audience: "Pol Pot, you get a car! Caligula, you get a car!" And if you think I'm being harsh to Pastor Jerkface, let's remember that he was actually trying to incite violence and did, in fact, succeed.
|Terry Jones: Terrible Human Being|
proud owner of a 2011 Hyundai Accent.
"I look forward to feeling the wind on my
leathery, hate-filled face."