|Above: The Twitter bird, rapidly eclipsing|
the raven as the bird of grim portents.
But back to the thing about looking into the election results:
|At 4:10 a.m? For real?|
|I wonder if the three minute gap between tweets is so his handlers|
can read it first and make sure he's not starting a war with China...
|"It is, how you say, perfect crime, da?"|
-The guy who picked
our President for us
|Good thing no one's ever going to|
fact check anything you say, right Sean?
Reporters asked Spicer about the President's evidence-free claims of rampant voter fraud and to his credit he was clear that Trump believed there was fraud and not that he, Spicer, did. His carefully crafted mantra was 'it's a belief that he's had for a while, a concern about voter fraud that's based on studies and evidence people have presented to him.' So the Press Secretary wasn't really lying or alternative fact-ing this time, but he did bring up Becker's study, confused it with a different study and then misrepresented the results, so he's just bad at his job.
So yes, we totally need a major investigation into November's election, but not because dead people voted Democrat as the administration is continuing to insist in defiance of like all the evidence ever, but into the fact that Vladimir Putin stuck his grubby, ex-KGB mitts into our election and saddled us with an insecure man-baby who can't accept that more people voted for Hillary Clinton than for him and who now tweets crazy at four in the morning.