|Giant, planet-devoting space robot Unicron|
is, in many ways, just misunderstood.
|"We have the mandate of the people! Sure,|
not a majority of them, but that's why we're
grabbing what we can while we can..."
|They're the big tent party in that they|
once rented a tent. A tent you can't
hang out in, unless you're white.
|"In many ways, I see myself as the next|
MLK Jr, except, you know, white and
working for the exact opposite goals."
"It is the intent of the legislature that Arizona shall not educate nor judge an individual based upon their religion, political affiliation, social class, gender, ethnicity, race or by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."
-Representative Bill Thorpe, completely
unaware of the concept of irony
|Above: Some guy waving.|
(source: Arizona history textbook)
Look, I know the GOP isn't really a pack of super-villains out to ruin everything for the rest of us, but recently that seems to be exactly what they're after. Even more baffling is that these are people famous for going from zero to rabid-foam crazy if you try and limit their ability to buy armor piercing bullets so how is it they can't ever seem to hear the quasi-fascist, Orwellian Newspeak coming out of their word holes?
|"We're going to build the border fence and Eurasia |
is going to pay for it. Let's make Oceania great again!"
(source: subtle commentary)