|Noted preposterous Twitter whiner, Jack Posobiec|
whining preposterously about things that aren't real.
|Rome had the forum, we've|
got goddamn Twitter.
Which, first of all, nobody's calling Trump a racist. Well, that's not true. Lots of people are calling him a racist, but that's not really the same thing as him being a racist. Although, in our defense he says and does a lot of racist things. Also, he's got the support of racists. Yeah, racists love him. Love him.
|Pictured: non-racists holding totally non-racist signs|
about how racist they're not. (source: irony)
|Above: Kathleen Kennedy|
not looking terribly worried.
But whatever, Prosobiec later went on to Tweet a made-up CNN story to reinforce how Disney has ruined his birthday so at some point you have to wonder if this guy is even for real. Like, I'm ragging on him because he's hilarious, but I'm not entirely convinced that he's not just screwing with us.
|You hear that Disney? You've ruined this racist guy's birthday.|
I hope you're satisfied with yourself...oh, you are? Well, that's different.
|In this scene from Rogue One we first meet|
Grand Moff Tarkin, Emperor-elect Papatine's
controversial pick for Ambassador to Alderaan.
Read into that what you will, but all I'm suggesting is that if you find yourself complaining about how the Empire comes off, the problem might not be with Star Wars.
|Because for real, what could be more Republican-y than an old white guy|
maneuvering his way into office by promising to make the Galaxy great again?